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REALITY Check #3

In dating…

Neither cadence nor compassion can be expressed through a text, to fully engage is to turn off your phone and listen to what’s being said.

In love…

Let your kindness and generosity be a gift that is selfless in nature. The moment you begin to give in hopes of receiving, is the moment your love becomes conditional.

In life…

No matter how shitty you feel, it’s nothing that a glass of wine, hunk of chocolate or sloppy dog kiss can’t fix.

 

 

-Erin D.

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You Know You’re a Mom Raised in the 80’s When…

  • the lullabies you sang to your children consisted of Depeche Mode’s Somebody  or The Bangle’s Eternal Flame.
  • you can replace the stickers on a  Rubix Cube  faster than solving the puzzle.
  • you purchased neon colored onesies for your baby with legwarmers to match.
  • you shed a tear when realizing Mr. Rogers Neighborhood  was no longer on air.
  • you bribed your child with a pair of Underoos if they started using the potty.
  • you still use Bactine as your go to spray for cuts, burns or bites.
  • you think Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink and Sixteen Candles were classic movies.
  • you still get up and dance when you hear Cyndi Lauper’s Girls Just Want To Have Fun!
  • you realize Garbage Pail Kids are what Pokemon trading cards are today.
  • you think you’re bad ass because you owned both Atari and Colecovision as a kid.
  • your kids refuse to wear the cut-off jean shorts you made them.
  • Polaroid pictures were the closest thing you had to Instagram.
  • you’re kids prefer a text than a hand written note in their lunch.
  • your idea of a rainy day activity involves “tie dye” and the “bedazzler.”
  • you realize interactive Wii has replaced real outdoor sports.
  • your idea of an emoji was a happy faced pin you wore on your clothes.
  • you remember when Hostess “Ding Dongs” came wrapped in tinfoil.

REALITY check #2

In dating…

Dating can be difficult especially when you’ve a laundry list of qualities you insist on finding in a mate. Throw your list out for at least one night, you may just find a connection with someone you least expected.

In family…

Closed minded parents raise their children to believe in what they believe, well adjusted parents raise their children with the tools to think for themselves.

In friendship…

A friend is someone that’ll always tell you when there’s something stuck in your teeth!

-Erin D.

REALITY check #1

In Television…

When creating, editing or producing a REALITY story line, follow your instinct on what feels right, because no matter how high up you are, there’ll always be someone above you that’ll change it!

In Life…

Guaranteed, you are bound to be served a basket of lemons throughout life, however, YOU are in control of what you make of them!

In Love…

Go easy on your partner, I’ve worked on enough REALITY dating shows to tell you that no one can compete with the romantic gestures created by a TEAM of talented producers!

-Erin D.

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