• the lullabies you sang to your children consisted of Depeche Mode’s Somebody  or The Bangle’s Eternal Flame.
  • you can replace the stickers on a  Rubix Cube  faster than solving the puzzle.
  • you purchased neon colored onesies for your baby with legwarmers to match.
  • you shed a tear when realizing Mr. Rogers Neighborhood  was no longer on air.
  • you bribed your child with a pair of Underoos if they started using the potty.
  • you still use Bactine as your go to spray for cuts, burns or bites.
  • you think Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink and Sixteen Candles were classic movies.
  • you still get up and dance when you hear Cyndi Lauper’s Girls Just Want To Have Fun!
  • you realize Garbage Pail Kids are what Pokemon trading cards are today.
  • you think you’re bad ass because you owned both Atari and Colecovision as a kid.
  • your kids refuse to wear the cut-off jean shorts you made them.
  • Polaroid pictures were the closest thing you had to Instagram.
  • you’re kids prefer a text than a hand written note in their lunch.
  • your idea of a rainy day activity involves “tie dye” and the “bedazzler.”
  • you realize interactive Wii has replaced real outdoor sports.
  • your idea of an emoji was a happy faced pin you wore on your clothes.
  • you remember when Hostess “Ding Dongs” came wrapped in tinfoil.
Advertisements